说起自家宠物，
一般人总是一脸宠溺，
称它们是粘人的宝物，天使。
但是呢，有那么一批天使，
还真不那么……天使。
下面悬殊外国网友主张的—
大型坏猫行为揭穿会，
看完感觉，的确不太好惹啊……
【网友】My dad taught Charlie how to turn on and off the lights. If you zoom in, you can see light switch in his mouth. He now waits until I'm in the shower, then turns of all the lights.
我爸教会了查理怎么开关灯。假如你把图片扩大，会发现他正把开关含在嘴里。他现在正等着我去洗澡，然后再把一切的灯都关掉。
【网友】This is Dylan. She is my boyfriend's "1st girlfriend" because she only allows him to touch her. This is her after she took over my side of the bed. She also steals my spot on the couch/chairs if I get up to get water etc,
这是迪伦，也是我男朋友的“第一任女友”，因为她只允许他碰。这是迪伦占有了我床一侧之后的姿态。别的假如我坐在沙发或许椅子上，动身去比方接个水，她也会趁机偷走我的方位。
【网友】When she was just a kitten, the vet brought her out in a carrying case wrapped in "warning: dangerous animal" tape. My arm is covered in scars from her attacks.
Her name is Bea Arthur. We love her.
她仍是只小猫的时分，兽医曾用一个手提箱把她送出来，箱子上裹着一圈胶带，上面写着“正告：风险动物”。我的手臂上现在满是她进犯留下的伤痕。
她叫Bea Arthur。咱们都爱她。
【网友】The most experienced vet at our practice took Rory and her cone of shame separately into a room and emerged about 40 min later, Rory smugly still unconed. "Just...try to keep her from picking at the wound."
咱们兽医所最有阅历的兽医抱走了Rory和她的羞耻圈（编注：形状像反过来的灯罩，在小动物术后或患病期间用，避免它们舔舐创伤），独自进入一个房间。40分钟后他们呈现了，Rory洋洋得意地仍然没有被套脖圈。“那个……只需设法让她别舔创伤就行”。
【网友】兽医的主张：
猫速度比你更快，牙齿和指甲比你更尖。它没有“行为准则”，也不会为自己的将来考虑。
假如公正战役，它赢定了。所以：
1. 不要和猫打架
2. 用你的大脑考虑
3. （当给猫看病时，）用（催眠）药
【网友】This is Jack. He is very handsome. He is 20lbs. He has to be drugged pre-vet, and taken to a back room where he can only be handled by poeple in leather gloves.
这是Jack. 他很英俊，体重20磅（约9公斤）。他看兽医之前需求提早打麻药，看完后会被带到后边的一个房间。在那里，只要带着皮手套的人才干弄得了它。
【网友】My cat used to get on onp of the door, pretend to be stuck, and then ruthlessly attack anyone foolish enought to try to rescue her. Afterwards she'd hop ooff the door like i was no big
我的猫习气爬到门顶上，假装自己被卡住了，然后无情地突击任何傻到企图去救她的人。之后她会自己从门上跳下来，就好像这件事没啥大不了的。
【网友】Misu (short for Tiramisu) has a habit that when her dad or I have ice cream, she will climb on us (shoulders, arms, laps, etc) & lick at the spoon/bowl/carton until we give her some. Vanilla Haagen Dazs is her favorite.
米苏（提拉米苏的简称）有个习气是她爸和我吃冰激凌的时分，她会爬到咱们身上（膀子上，手臂上，大腿上，等等当地），不断去舔勺子、碗，或许盒子包装，直到咱们给她一点吃。香草味的哈根达斯是她的安闲。
【网友】My cat has a note in all caps red letters on his vet file that he can't be handled without a muzzle ┓( ` )┏
我的猫的兽医档案里有一张纸条，上面用赤色全大写字母写着：须先带口鼻套再处理。
【网友】This is Smokey. She isn't allowed outside because she will terrorize the neighbohood cats. My grandkids won't walk by her cus she hisses. My pit bull will not walk by her and will let her eat his food while he sits by watching. She looks nice.
这是Smokey。咱们不许她出门，因为她会霸凌周围街坊的猫。我的孙子孙女们不敢从她周围走过，因为她会冲他们嘶嘶鸣。我的斗牛犬不只不敢从她周围走过，还会任她吃完自己的食物，只敢在一旁看着。她看起来很友爱。
【网友】我有一只猫，Tugger，对兽医太凶横了，所以术后查看只包含往猫箱里瞥一眼，保证猫还活着。这就够了，不要钱。
【网友】This is my lady Lunar. Picked her up 3 years ago. Loves my mother to death, hates me with the passion of 1000 burning suns occasionally. I will continue to love her and shall bear the scars of my love for years to come.
这是我的猫小姐Lunar，3年前把她捡回家的。她爱死我妈了，而对我火热的恨意，有时会像1000个燃烧着的小太阳。我会一向爱她，并在未来的年头里忍耐各种爱的伤痕。
其实，许多猫狗的“不良行为”，
都和幼时的阅历有关。
假如有机会做一些练习，
是可以取得纠正的，
给它们满足的照料和陪同，是第一步。
